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KEY TO SUCCESS - $23.00

Thu, 04 Sep 2008 20:14:16 -0400

SUPER COOL SHIRT FOR YOU!!!! ONLY 450 shirts made. GET IT WHILE ITS HOT !!!! COMES WITH A BUNCH OF FUN STICKERS PICK YOUR SIZE BELOW

COBRA SNAKE SNOOPY AND CHUPACOBRA SNAKE NEW AMAZING - $23.00

Mon, 10 Aug 2009 21:32:46 -0400

PRINTED ON AMERICAN APPAREL UNISEX TSHIRTS SUPER SOFT AND FUN FOR THE SUMMER MONTHS PICK FROM EITHER SNOOPYS CHARLIE BROWN OR THE SCARY CHUPA COBRA MONSTER ALL DIFFERENT COLORS JUST PICK YOUR SIZE and STYLE we pick your color...if you really want a specific color email SHOP@THECOBRASNAKE.com use drop down menu below to select your size.

CLASSIC BLACK REMIX OFFICIAL BOOTLEG - $30.00

Sat, 18 Oct 2008 06:58:52 -0400

The Cobra Shop is proud to present, for a limited time only, a rare "remix" edition of the Cobra Snake Classic Black t-shirt that features a swirling galaxy of Cobra Snake logos on front and back. You: Hold up. There's no way one shirt could have all my favorite logos. Does it have the Home Depot Snake? Us: Check! You: Does it have the Raiders Snake? Us: Check! You: Whatever, dude. It might have all those, but there's no way it has the rare Burger King Snake! Us: Dude, check! It totally does! You: (mind blown, orders shirt) All shirts WILL ship with an EXTRA AMAZING Cobra Snake Stickers GUARANTEED. currently only mens sizes....

AMAZING ROSES AND BOWS METALLIC PINK AND GOLD THREAD SWEATER - $64.00

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 17:28:26 -0500

color: BLACK/PINK/GOLD label: DANA SCOTT size on tag: S (see measurements) condition: lookin good/ good/ good +++++Measurements+++++ shoulder to shoulder: 20” shoulder to end of sleeve: 19" armpit to armpit: 20.5” waist: 20.5” hips: 21" top to bottom: 27” ++++++++++++++++++

LITTLE WHITE MINI FLOWERS ALL OVER PRINT STRETCHY DRESS - $51.00

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 17:23:31 -0500

color: white and black label: n/a size on tag: n/a (see measurements) condition: lookin good/ good/ good +++++Measurements+++++ shoulder to shoulder:14” shoulder to end of sleeve: n/a armpit to armpit: 13” waist: 12” hips: 15" top to bottom: 31” ++++++++++++++++++

SUPER COMFY AND SOFT ORANGE LEATHER OVERALLS - $97.00

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 17:21:22 -0500

color: orange label: Don't Stop size on tag: S (see measurements) condition: lookin good/ good/ good +++++Measurements+++++ shoulder to shoulder: 12” shoulder to end of sleeve: n/a armpit to armpit: n/a waist: 14-15” hips: 18" top to bottom: 33” ++++++++++++++++++

VINTAGE FLOWERS AND LEAVES LIZ WEAR LISA K ROMPER - $76.00

Sun, 25 Oct 2009 17:11:36 -0400

color: green/salmon/yellow/goldish/black label: Liz Wear size on tag: M (see measurements) condition: lookin good/ good/ good +++++Measurements+++++ shoulder to shoulder: 17” shoulder to end of sleeve: 9" armpit to armpit: 19” waist: 14-16” hips: 21" top to bottom: 33.5” ++++++++++++++++++

I LIVE FOR DANCING DANCE LOVERS FUN TIMES BALLET SHIRT - $41.00

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 22:28:56 -0500

color: black/white/blue. material: 100% COTTON label: heavyweights size on tag:XL fits like mens LARGE condition: lookin good/ feelin' great. +++++Measurements+++++ email for exact measurements ++++++++++++++++++

CHRISTMAS THEMED CALIFORNIA RAISINS SUPER SOFT THIN SHIRT - $39.00

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 22:33:16 -0500

color: black/yellow/red/green. material: 100% ? label: ?? size on tag:?, fits like mens MED/small condition: lookin good/ feelin' great. +++++Measurements+++++ email for exact measurements ++++++++++++++++++

PSYCHO CRAZY FEMAL WRESTLING MASTER CHINA WONDERFUL SHIRT - $48.00

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 22:26:29 -0500

color: black/CHYNA material: 100% COTTON label: AAA size on tag:XL, fits like mens LARGE condition: lookin good/ feelin' great. +++++Measurements+++++ email for exact measurements ++++++++++++++++++

PINK POLKA DOTTED CUTE ZIPPER BACK PIZZA PARTY DRESS - $62.00

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 22:26:53 -0500

color: peachy pink/ creme material: 060% rayon 040%acetate label: Seeman Job size on tag: S (see measurements) condition: lookin good/ good/ w/ tags +++++Measurements+++++ shoulder to shoulder: 12” shoulder to end of sleeve: 8" armpit to armpit: 15” waist: 13” hips: open top to bottom: 32” ++++++++++++++++++

GREAT CONDITION SUPER SOFT COZY BLUE AND BLACK BUTTON FLANNEL - $48.00

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 22:16:02 -0500

color: black/BLUE material: 100% cotton label: St. johns bay size on tag: XLarge, fits like mens MED/LRG condition: lookin good/ feelin' great. +++++Measurements+++++ email for exact measurements ++++++++++++++++++

GERMANIC BERLIN WALL COMING DOWN 1989 MAP SHIRT - $38.00

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 22:06:45 -0500

color: black/white/grey material: 100% cotton label: ?? size on tag: n/a, fits like mens MED/LRG condition: lookin good/ feelin' great. +++++Measurements+++++ email for exact measurements ++++++++++++++++++

STEVE JOBS PERSONALS COLORFUL APPLE COMPUTER SWEATER SHIRT - $52.00

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 22:19:41 -0500

color: black/yellow/red/grey. material: 50% cotton 50% poly label: fruit of the loom size on tag: Large, fits like mens MED/SM condition: lookin good/ feelin' great. +++++Measurements+++++ email for exact measurements ++++++++++++++++++

SUPER SOFT AND THIN MEXICO PARTY HARD ROCK CAFE SHIRT - $37.00

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 22:12:20 -0500

color: black/yellow/red/grey. material: 100% ? label: ? size on tag:?, fits like mens MED/small condition: lookin good/ feelin' great. +++++Measurements+++++ email for exact measurements ++++++++++++++++++

WHITE AND GREY TIGERS ROAMING AROUND THIS SWEATSHIRT W/ RINESTONE DETAILS - $48.00

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 18:31:52 -0500

color: white/grey/black/diamond. material: 50% cotton 50%poly label: hanes size on tag: XLarge, fits like mens MED/LRG condition: lookin good/ feelin' great. +++++Measurements+++++ email for exact measurements ++++++++++++++++++

BLACK DANCEY DRESS W/ SILVER SPARKLE NECK LINE DESIGN - $51.00

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 18:35:23 -0500

color: black/silver material: 0100% ? cotton label: n/a size on tag: n/a (see measurements) condition: lookin good/ good/ +++++Measurements+++++ shoulder to shoulder: 11” shoulder to end of sleeve: n/a armpit to armpit: 14.5” waist: 13” hips: open top to bottom: 34.5” ++++++++++++++++++

FUN FLOWEY SHEER SLEEVES LACE AND GOLD BUTTON DRESS - $67.00

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 18:23:16 -0500

color: white/creme/gold material: 0100% poly label: Windsong California size on tag: 5 (see measurements) condition: lookin good/ good/ w/ tags +++++Measurements+++++ shoulder to shoulder: 14” shoulder to end of sleeve: 22" armpit to armpit: 15” waist: 13.5” hips: open top to bottom: 31” ++++++++++++++++++

PINK POLKA DOTS APRIL RAINS GARDEN PARTY JUNGLE DRESS - $52.00

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 18:28:23 -0500

color: pink/white material: 50% cotton 50% poly label: April Rain size on tag: 7/8 (see measurements) condition: lookin good/ good/ w/ tags +++++Measurements+++++ shoulder to shoulder: 18.5” shoulder to end of sleeve: 10" armpit to armpit: 18” waist: 10-14” hips: 18" top to bottom: 34” ++++++++++++++++++

REBA MCENTIRE VINTAGE SOFT BLACK BIG HEAD TOUR SHIRT - $37.00

Mon, 26 Oct 2009 14:18:26 -0400

color: black/yellow/red/grey. material: 100% cotton label: hanes size on tag: XLarge, fits like mens MED/LRG condition: lookin good/ feelin' great. +++++Measurements+++++ email for exact measurements ++++++++++++++++++

FLOWERS AND BLACK BUTTONS UP THE FRONT FRENCH PARTY GIRL DRESS - $68.00

Mon, 26 Oct 2009 14:20:27 -0400

color: black/red/rose/plum material: 0100% rayon label: la belle size on tag: 5 (see measurements) condition: lookin good/ good/ w/ tags +++++Measurements+++++ shoulder to shoulder: 15” shoulder to end of sleeve: 6" armpit to armpit: 16” waist: 15” hips: 18" top to bottom: 35” ++++++++++++++++++

RED AND BLACK PATCHWORK DRESS WITH GINHAM SLEEVES AND COLLAR - $72.00

Mon, 26 Oct 2009 14:24:05 -0400

color: black/white/red/green/cream/blue/lavender/tan/plum/mustard material: 0100% merserized cotton label: COOGI size on tag: XL (see measurements) condition: lookin good/ good/ w/ tags +++++Measurements+++++ shoulder to shoulder: 16” shoulder to end of sleeve: 8" armpit to armpit: 17” waist: 16” hips: open top to bottom: 28” ++++++++++++++++++

CRAZY PRINT COLORS AND PATTERNED ELASTIC PARTY SHORTS - $43.00

Mon, 26 Oct 2009 14:27:09 -0400

color: black/white/red/green/cream/blue/lavender/tan/plum/mustard material: 50/50 label: David WAYNE size on tag: petite (see measurements) condition: lookin good/ good/ w/ tags +++++Measurements+++++ waist: 11-15” hips: 20" top to bottom: 16” ++++++++++++++++++

VINTAGE GOLD LEAFED BETTY BOOP TAP DANCING DIVA SHIRT - $39.00

Mon, 26 Oct 2009 14:45:18 -0400

color: white/black/gold/red/green/yellow material: 100% cotton label: diamond dust size on tag: S, fits like mens MED condition: lookin good/ feelin' great. +++++Measurements+++++ email for exact measurements ++++++++++++++++++

LEOPARD PRINT TOP WITH SHEER HOLES IN THE PRINT AMAZING! - $58.00

Mon, 26 Oct 2009 14:39:03 -0400

color: black/leopard color material:62%nylon 38%poly label: hankey pankey size on tag: M (see measurements) condition: lookin good/ good/ w/ tags +++++Measurements+++++ shoulder to shoulder: 15” shoulder to end of sleeve: 5.5" armpit to armpit: 18” waist: 16” hips: 17" top to bottom: 21” ++++++++++++++++++

BLACK AND SHEER ONE PEICE UNITARD SO HOTT SO READY - $73.00

Wed, 21 Oct 2009 15:21:06 -0400

I went to a witch doctor somewhere in the heart of southern china because I wanted to see if he could make my skin soft as butter. I payed him like a million chinese pesos or whatever and he made me drink a carmel cocktail and told me to wear this unitard the next time i went to the beach. I considered what he said, bought a shrunken head, and rode my bike to shanghai. color: black/mesh material: 64% cotton 22%polyester 14% label: betty blue size on tag: M (see measurements) condition: lookin good/ good/ good +++++Measurements+++++ shoulder to shoulder: 13” shoulder to end of sleeve: 22" armpit to armpit: 15.5” waist: 12.5” hips: 13" top to bottom: 26.5” ++++++++++++++++++

TWO TONE BLACK AND WHITE STRETCHY GIRLY DRESS - $76.00

Mon, 26 Oct 2009 14:47:37 -0400

color: black/white/ material: 0100% ? (dress has some stretch) label: YESSICA size on tag: n/a (see measurements) condition: lookin good/ good/ good +++++Measurements+++++ shoulder to shoulder: 13" shoulder to end of sleeve: n/a armpit to armpit: 14” waist: 13” hips: 16.5" top to bottom: 32” ++++++++++++++++++

BILLIE HOLIDAY SINGING HEAD ALL BIG ON A BLACK SHIRT - $41.00

Sun, 25 Oct 2009 17:03:02 -0400

color: white/black material: 100% cotton label: ?? size on tag: n/a, fits like mens large/xl condition: lookin good/ feelin' great. +++++Measurements+++++ email for exact measurements ++++++++++++++++++

SKIN TIGHT STRETCHY TROPICAL THEMED BODY SUIT FOR GYMNASTY - $67.00

Mon, 26 Oct 2009 14:11:50 -0400

color: black/white/red/green/yellow/magenta/aqua material: 0100% ? (stretchy) label: n/a size on tag: n/a (see measurements) condition: lookin good/ good/ good +++++Measurements+++++ shoulder to shoulder: 11” shoulder to end of sleeve: n/a armpit to armpit: 14” waist: 12” hips: 13" top to bottom: 25” ++++++++++++++++++

WITE LACE RUFFLE BUSTIER LACE UP STRAP FRONT SEXY - $82.00

Mon, 26 Oct 2009 14:53:24 -0400

color: white material: 0100% leather and lace label: n.a. size on tag: n/a (see measurements) condition: lookin good/ good/ great condition +++++Measurements+++++ shoulder to shoulder: 12” shoulder to end of sleeve: n.a armpit to armpit: 15” waist: 12.5” hips: n.a top to bottom: 17” ++++++++++++++++++

JURASSIC PARK DINO RAMPAGE HAT - $12.20

Fri, 12 Jun 2009 19:28:24 -0400

The Cobra Shop is proud to present, for a limited time only, a rare cache of deadstock Jurassic Park black "baseball" style hats. I got these hats on a dangerous island in the South Pacific where Dinosaurs roamed freely, opening doors and stomping on my jeep. Luckily I was able to snatch a box full of these hats out of the mouth of a "T-Rex" and hop on a speedboat to escape. The only other way to get a brand new Jurassic Park hat is to go back in time to when you were a baby and get adopted by Steven Spielberg.

SOFT VELVET UNITARD W/ MESH SLEEVES AND VELVET CUFFS - $76.00

Mon, 26 Oct 2009 14:56:27 -0400

color: BLACK material: 75% acetate 16 %nylon 9%elastane label: ZACK size on tag: n/a (see measurements) condition: lookin good/ feelin' great. +++++Measurements+++++ shoulder to shoulder: 16” shoulder to end of sleeve: 21" armpit to armpit: 16” waist: 13” hips: 14.5" top to bottom: 28” +++++++++++++++++

CRISS CROSS BACK BLACK AND WHITE POLKA DOTS DRESS - $63.00

Sun, 25 Oct 2009 16:50:46 -0400

color: Black/white material: 100 % rayon label: Miss ashlee size on tag: 4 (see measurements) condition: looking good/feeling great/raw hem +++++Measurements+++++ shoulder to shoulder: 10” shoulder to end of sleeve: na armpit to armpit: 14.5” waist: 13” hips: 14" top to bottom: 35” +++++++++++++++++++

COLORSQUARES AND CHECKERBOARD FUNTIMES DANCING DRESS - $67.00

Sun, 04 Oct 2009 21:11:08 -0400

After the Grim Reaper beat Time in a game of chess there was this huge explosion similar to the big bang. Once the smoke cleared and the debris had been rearranged the only thing left in the universe was this dress sitting on a barstool. Many years later I found this dress sitting on the same barstool at cinespace and stashed it in my kangaroo pocket for later use. color: black/white/yellow/magenta/orange/red/gold material: 100% rayon label: Right Destination size on tag: ? fits like small (see measurements) condition: lookin good/ good/ good +++++Measurements+++++ shoulder to shoulder: 13” shoulder to end of sleeve: 3" armpit to armpit: 16"” waist: 14” hips: 16.5" top to bottom: 32” ++++++++++++++++++

VINTAGE STJIMBA LIOIN KING AWESOME BIG HEAD BLACK SAFARI SHIRT - $47.00

Mon, 26 Oct 2009 14:43:07 -0400

color: white/black/blue/red/green/yellow material: 100% cotton label: ??? size on tag: Large, fits like mens MED/LRG condition: lookin good/ feelin' great. +++++Measurements+++++ email for exact measurements ++++++++++++++++++

I WANT TO BELIEVE X FILES BLACK UFO SPACE ALIENS SHIRT - $43.00

Thu, 22 Oct 2009 17:39:38 -0400

The back of this shirt used to say: "I got abducted, and probed by aliens and all I got was this lousy shirt" but, one night I was abducted by aliens while I was walking home from the newest michael bay movie. They picked my brain apart rearranged my clothing and by the time I got home I noticed the logo on my shirt was completely different. color: white/black material: 100% cotton label: M&O knits size on tag: n/a, fits like mens L/med condition: lookin good/ so good +++++Measurements+++++ email for exact measurements ++++++++++++++++++

SO SOFT SO THIN EXPLODING ROCK IN RIO BRAZILIAN TROPICALIA SHIRT - $37.00

Wed, 21 Oct 2009 15:18:03 -0400

In the early 80's a novelist turned yacht cruise entrepreneur organized a party themed beach cruise from san juan capistrano to rio de Janeiro. I was too young to attend this kind of event but my friends dad would tell me about how he used to get so jiggy and party on the open seas. He gave me this shirt after I listened to him go on about this Brazilian cruise for like 4 hours. It was worth it. color: white/blue/red/green/yellow material: 100% cotton label: ?? size on tag: n/a, fits like mens small/med condition: lookin good/ various faint stains. +++++Measurements+++++ email for exact measurements ++++++++++++++++++

LITTLE BLACK SLEEVELESS VELVET SOFT TIMES PARTY DRESS - $51.00

Sun, 11 Oct 2009 17:47:15 -0400

I was in my neighbors back yard stealing limes to make a whiskey sour when he opened his sliding glass door and ran towards me yelling something in farsi. He was waving some type of arabian saber over his head and looking pretty mad so I apologized and hopped the fence back to my house. Later in the day my crazy neighbors wife knocked on my door to apologize for her angry husband. She gave me this dress and told me to ask next time before stealing her limes. color: black material: 70%ACETATE 30%NYLON label: screamers size on tag: petite (see measurements) condition: lookin good/ good/ good +++++Measurements+++++ shoulder to shoulder: 11” shoulder to end of sleeve: na" armpit to armpit: 13 waist: 9-11” hips: 18.5" top to bottom: 41” ++++++++++++++++++

ROMAN PAISLEY RED GREEN ROALTY THEMED CROPPED BUTTON UP - $48.00

Wed, 21 Oct 2009 16:20:02 -0400

I recently attended a swingers party where everyone was asked to come wearing their favorite shirt. Throughout the party a bell would ring to let everyone know that they had to switch shirts withe the person closest to them. At the end of the night I was wearing this shirt and instead of giving it back I went to the balcony and climbed down a lattice structure, and took the bus home. color: black/green/yellow/red/orange material: 100% ?? cotton? label: MARIAN size on tag: n/a (see measurements) condition: lookin good/ good/ good +++++Measurements+++++ shoulder to shoulder: 16” shoulder to end of sleeve: 8" armpit to armpit: 19" waist: 19" hips: 19" top to bottom: 23” ++++++++++++++++++

GOLD AND BLACK SEQUINS PARTY GIRL STYLE PARTY TOP - $67.00

Mon, 26 Oct 2009 14:29:05 -0400

color: black/gold material: 0100% SILK label: STENAZ size on tag: L (see measurements) condition: lookin good/ good/ w/ tags +++++Measurements+++++ shoulder to shoulder: 16” shoulder to end of sleeve: 20" armpit to armpit: 21” waist: 18” hips: 22" top to bottom: 23” ++++++++++++++++++

BLACK AND WHITE POLKADOT CLASSY PLAYSUIT W/ POCKETS - $48.00

Sun, 11 Oct 2009 18:48:53 -0400

After my girlfriend woke up from a month long coma the doctor gave her a prescription for penicillin and valtrex. The combination of the two drugs amplified her ability to perceive colors to an extreme degree. So she sold off all of her colorful dresses and only wore black and white clothing for a full year. This was her favorite black and white suit to wear to play dates and garden parties. color: black/white material: 90%cotton 10%nylon label: pg collections size on tag: small (see measurements) condition: lookin good/ good/ good +++++Measurements+++++ shoulder to shoulder: 13” shoulder to end of sleeve: 1" armpit to armpit: 16” waist: 11.5-14” hips: 18" top to bottom: 49” ++++++++++++++++++

BLACK AND WHITE ARCHITECTURE LINES W/ BOW TIES ROMPER - $62.00

Sun, 11 Oct 2009 17:32:39 -0400

My date for the UK MTV awards last year couldn't decide between wearing this romper or some expensive Alexander Wang boustier. She went a little bit crazy in a moment of panic and trashed the hotel room. She ripped up all her clothes and tore out 60% of her hair. I managed to grab this romper and sneak out before she was able to destroy it with her schizophrenic claws. color: black/white material: ?? label: ?? size on tag: ?? (see measurements) condition: lookin good/ good/ good +++++Measurements+++++ shoulder to shoulder: 13” shoulder to end of sleeve: 4.5" armpit to armpi: 13” waist: 12.5” hips: 18" top to bottom: 32” ++++++++++++++++++

CRAZY PATTERN AND TEXTURED ZEBRA THEMED PULL OVER TOP - $53.00

Mon, 26 Oct 2009 14:31:16 -0400

color: black/white/gold/cream material: 0100% ??? label: ?? size on tag: fits like a mens med/large (see measurements) condition: lookin good/ good/ good +++++Measurements+++++ shoulder to shoulder: 19” shoulder to end of sleeve: 22" armpit to armpit: 23” waist: 22” hips: 18-21" top to bottom: 26” ++++++++++++++++++

BLACK AND WHITE ABSTRACT SHAPES BUTTON UP DESIGNER SHIRT - $41.00

Sun, 04 Oct 2009 20:57:11 -0400

This shirt is covered with a print inspired by the upholstery on Marty McFly's Japanese Boss's chair in the scene in Back to the Future 2 where Marty gets caught doing a shady business deal with Flea from the Red Hot Chili Peppers and gets a fax saying he's fired and then talks to the Japanese Boss via video phone. You can capture the business elegance of a fictional futuristic racist caricature in this "button-up" shirt. color: black/white/ material: 100% cotton label: CLIO size on tag: fits like womens small/med (see measurements) condition: lookin good/ good/ good +++++Measurements+++++ shoulder to shoulder: 17” shoulder to end of sleeve: 9" armpit to armpit: 19” waist: 18.5” hips: 18.5" top to bottom: 23” ++++++++++++++++++

CALICO FLOWERS TINY GARDEN THEMED MYSTERY DRESS - $48.00

Sun, 11 Oct 2009 17:54:19 -0400

One morning my friend recently sped read my copy of the secret garden and downloaded every picture of flowers she could find from random google image searches. Later in the day she went stir crazy and ran out of my house in search of adventure. She came back at night and passed out in my guest room wearing this dress. color: black/teal/blue/red/pink/white material: ?? label: ?? size on tag: ?? (see measurements) condition: lookin good/ good/ good +++++Measurements+++++ shoulder to shoulder: 10” shoulder to end of sleeve: N/A armpit to armpit: 13” waist: 14” hips: 22" top to bottom: 29” ++++++++++++++++++

PURPLE AND GREEN ROSES AND FLOWER PETALS BUTTON UP - $41.00

Sun, 04 Oct 2009 21:07:40 -0400

I was taking a stroll around central park with my friend last weekend when we accidentally wandered into a community garden that had been left abandoned. I found this shirt draped on some dead flowers in what seemed like a lame attempt to mask the fact that the garden had been so abused. I stashed the shirt in my friends purse and walked on, trying to find a better garden to walk through. color: PURPLE/BLACK/GREEN material: 100% rayon label: PUNCH size on tag: medium, fits like womens small med (see measurements) condition: lookin good/ good/ good +++++Measurements+++++ shoulder to shoulder: 16.5” shoulder to end of sleeve: 18" armpit to armpit: 19” waist: 18” hips: 19" top to bottom: 22” ++++++++++++++++++

JOE COOL SNOOPY HUSTLING THE POOL TABLE WHITE SHIRT - $39.00

Mon, 26 Oct 2009 14:40:48 -0400

color: white/black/blue/red/green/yellow material: 100% cotton label: anvil size on tag: Large, fits like mens MED/LRG condition: lookin good/ feelin' great. +++++Measurements+++++ email for exact measurements ++++++++++++++++++

CABO MEXICO PARTY ANIMALS ON A BOAT RAPPER SHIRT - $38.00

Sun, 04 Oct 2009 21:05:10 -0400

The characters on this shirt have created a 'noahs ark' of party animals. The peoples republic of cabo recently passed a law stating that no animal shall be allowed to live the life of 'el borracho'. So these animals banded together to sail away to their new party island lifestyle. However, they got lost on the way and ended up eating each other "food-chain" style. color: white/gree/black/blue/red/yellow material: 100% cotton label: carlos n' charlies size on tag: L, fits like large condition: lookin good/ good/ good +++++Measurements+++++ email for exact measurements ++++++++++++++++++

BEVERLY HILLS THREE GOLDEN GLITTER GIRLS FASHION SHIRT - $37.00

Sun, 04 Oct 2009 20:50:42 -0400

Reenact the famous Rodeo Drive shopping scene from "Three Bad Babes In Beverly Hills: A Love Story" with two of your favorite "gal-pals" in these three matching "en-glamorized" shirts featuring three pictures each of three different babes. Tell the world you're bad, bodacious, and ready to max out daddy's platinum card while presenting a total of nine individual pictures of yourselves to awed passersby. color: black/white/gold dust/red/ material: 100% cotton label: Right super T size on tag: M/L fits like small/medium condition: lookin good/ good/ good +++++Measurements+++++ email for exact measurements ++++++++++++++++++

MINI BLUE AND LAVENDER GARDEN FLOWERS CROPPED BUTTON UP - $31.00

Sun, 04 Oct 2009 21:09:22 -0400

When I was visiting India last summer I took a magic carpet ride to a monkey knife fight. On the ride over I met the this beautiful persian princess who told me that I reminder her of a certain positive street rat riff-raff from her past. We made out ferociously while flying dangerously close to the taj mahal. I took her shirt off and she told me to keep it as something to remember her by. color: white/blue/lavender/teal material: 35% cotton 65% poly label: Christie Brooks size on tag: 14, fits like womens small (see measurements) condition: lookin good/ good/ good +++++Measurements+++++ shoulder to shoulder: 13” shoulder to end of sleeve: 5" armpit to armpit: 16” waist: 17” hips: n/a top to bottom: 14.5” ++++++++++++++++++

LIMITED EDITION CRAZY COLORS PATTERNS AND BRUSH STROKE SHIRT - $42.00

Mon, 26 Oct 2009 21:01:03 -0400

color: white/blue/red/green/yellow/orange/indigo material: 100% cotton label: The Limited size on tag: small, fits like mens MED condition: lookin good/ feelin' great. +++++Measurements+++++ email for exact measurements ++++++++++++++++++

CHICAGO WHITE SOX BALCK&WHITE BOY FRIENDS BEST FRIENDS SHIRT - $36.00

Tue, 22 Sep 2009 17:56:25 -0400

This shirt celebrates the time the Chicago White Sox baseball team lost the world's series of eating Chicaco-style hot dogs in a ball's out competition against the Osaka Bears, a Japanese team with a full-grown female brown bear for a catcher. The humiliating loss is credited with beginning Chicago's slow decline as an industrial center and ushering in Japan's rise to computer-electronic fueled economic domination in the 80s. color: black/white/gray material: 100% cotton label: Starter size on tag: medium, fits like mens small (see measurements) condition: lookin good/ good/ good +++++Measurements+++++ Email for exact measurements ++++++++++++++++++

AUSTIN 3:16 STONE COLD BIG HEAD WRESTLING SHIRT - $41.00

Tue, 22 Sep 2009 18:04:51 -0400

Don't you hate it when you're wearing a shirt with a really awesome picture on the front but the back is plain and you can't stop thinking about how the people walking behind you have no idea how awesome your shirt is and probably think you're some kind of chump? This shirt provides a solution to this problem, courtesy of Stone Cold Steven Austin, one of the world's most accomplished mentally handicapped professional athletes. color: black/blue/gray/tan material: 100% cotton label: AAA size on tag: XL (see measurements) condition: lookin good/ good/ good +++++Measurements+++++ Email for exact measurements ++++++++++++++++++

NATIVE AMERICAN FLAG BEAR PELT WEARING WHITE SHIRT - $46.00

Sun, 25 Oct 2009 16:40:07 -0400

My neighbor took me on a camping trip to an indian burial ground. In the middle of the night I was woken up by the ghost of colonel mustard. His ghost led me to mouth of a dark cave where a bear dressed in a coogi sweater politely handed me this shirt shrink wrapped and everything. color: white/blue/red/green/black material: 100% cotton label: ?? size on tag: n/a, fits like mens small condition: lookin good/ feelin' great. +++++Measurements+++++ email for exact measurements ++++++++++++++++++

VINTAGE GREY SIGFRIED AND ROY BIG TIGER MASSAGE SHIRT - $43.00

Tue, 22 Sep 2009 17:39:10 -0400

This "heather grey" shirt has a picture of Siegfried and Roy rendered as beautiful, elegant, homosexual tigers looking hungrily at a swimming pool filled with naked Brazilian bartenders. The love and mutual respect that defines their professional relationship is rendered artistically as the unspoken spiritual bond between two hard-working, hard-bodied tiger buddies. color: teal/white/orange/gold/black material: 100% pre-shrunk cotton label: Mirage Las Vegas size on tag: Medium (see measurements) condition: lookin good/ good/ good +++++Measurements+++++ E-mail for exact measurements ++++++++++++++++++

MICKEY AVALON OFFICIAL FLAG TOUR SHIRT - $22.00

Mon, 16 Mar 2009 01:11:37 -0400

check it out stolen from the tour bus in Australia ... i took these shirts to sell on thecobrashop for you guys. hurry fast because they are "hot"

NEW YORK SLUMMING IT LIFESTYLE SEEDY UNDERBELLY SHIRT - $41.00

Mon, 21 Sep 2009 20:50:20 -0400

This shirt is a pictorial representation of the mean streets of brooklyn. Depicted is the very corner where biggie used to 'slang' 'rocks' and Jay-z would munch on pupusas. Back when this shirt was created it was really popular in graffiti crews to tag the name of your city on a wall in your city. color: black/pink/gray/tan/blue material: 100% cotton label: Onieta size on tag: Large (see measurements) condition: lookin good/ good/ good +++++Measurements+++++ E-mail for exact measurements ++++++++++++++++++

FLOWERS ON FLORAL NATURE TEXTURE JAZZ TIMES DRESS - $64.00

Sun, 25 Oct 2009 16:34:20 -0400

color: black/white/red/green/cream material: 0100% rayon label: All That Jazz size on tag: 11/12 (see measurements) condition: lookin good/ good/ good +++++Measurements+++++ shoulder to shoulder: 12” shoulder to end of sleeve: n/a armpit to armpit: 16” waist: 14” hips: 16" top to bottom: 35” ++++++++++++++++++

BUGS BUNNY BASEBALL MICHAEL JORDAN BLUE JAYS FAN - $37.00

Mon, 21 Sep 2009 20:38:54 -0400

Just before the release of space jam michael jordan was signed to play for the bluejayz for one season. But, in his contract he stipulated that bugs bunny had to be the mascot, short stop, and his best friend. Some say michael Jordan lost his mind when he stopped playing basketball, this shirt is living proof. Bugs bunny is literally ripping through the shirt as if to say: "whats up Michael? you lost your mind dog?" color: black/gray/blue/white/red material: n/a, soft label: Novelteez size on tag: n/a, fits like mens large(see measurements) condition: lookin good/ good/ good +++++Measurements+++++ E-mail for exact measurements ++++++++++++++++++

UNIVERSAL STUDIOS NEON LIGHTS FLORIDA BLACK COLORS SHIRT - $31.00

Wed, 16 Sep 2009 12:52:37 -0400

When you go to universal studios as an adult you realize that there are all these secret doors hidden all around the theme park. If you choose to venture inside any of them you will find the most insane neon 'dad' themed rave going on all day and all night long. Dads from all over the world come to party hard in these caverns of inequity. I found this shirt in my dads van, wedged under some exercise equipment. color: black/yellow/pink/green/blue material: 100% cotton label: Universal Studios size on tag: Extra-Large (see measurements) condition: lookin good/ good/ good +++++Measurements+++++ E-mail for measurements ++++++++++++++++++

AMAZING CONDITION BLUE AND RED CHECK PLAID FLANNEL SO SOFT - $43.00

Mon, 26 Oct 2009 20:57:02 -0400

color: blue/red material: 0100% cotton label: Royal Choice size on tag: L (see measurements) condition: lookin good/ good/ good +++++Measurements+++++ shoulder to shoulder: 18” shoulder to end of sleeve: 20" armpit to armpit: 23” waist: 19” hips: 19" top to bottom: 25.5” ++++++++++++++++++

EQUIDISTANT WHITE POLKA DOTS ON A BLACK PARTY DRESS - $56.00

Tue, 08 Sep 2009 18:14:37 -0400

This dress is emblazoned with a infinite field of equidistant white dots "set against" a pure black void of hip-hugging fabric. This "design" represents the crystallization of human beings within the social field of negativity, forever grasping at contact but separated by and locked within a rigid grid woven into the fabric of existence itself. color: black/white material: 92% nylon, 8% spandex label: White House Black Market size on tag: small (see measurements) condition: lookin good/ good/ good +++++Measurements+++++ shoulder to shoulder: 14” shoulder to end of sleeve: n/a armpit to armpit: 15” waist: 12” hips: 15.5" top to bottom: 28” ++++++++++++++++++

DAFFY DUCK GETTING 'HEATED' ABOUT THE NATURE OF THIS SHIRT - $42.00

Tue, 01 Sep 2009 11:51:22 -0400

Bugs and Porky are always trying to go out and bring home drunk cartoon sluts and sometimes they mistakingly bring daffy along. This shirt is a visual representation of what daffy duck looks like when he goes to a night club and stands in the corner of the room and gets angry at everybody just because they are dancing and 'acting a fool'. The other loony toons made this shirt for him to commemorate how ridiculous he is, he didn't take it well. color: orange/black/purple/white material: 100% cotton label: College Wear size on tag: L (see measurements) condition: lookin good/ good/ good +++++Measurements+++++ email for exact measurements ++++++++++++++++++

VINTAGE MESH AND PANTSUIT BLACK W/ GOLD BUTTONS !!! - $78.00

Thu, 22 Oct 2009 17:53:15 -0400

I was wandering around some caves in the central amazon when several shao lin monks ambushed me. They thought I was someone else and started swing their swords around my hair and trying to cut me. I panicked and folded up into a ball. When I opened my eyes the monks were gone and there was a hot babe standing over me wearing this pantsuit. I bought her a drink and later in the night she gave me a gift far greater than saving my life. She left this pantsuit in my hotel room. color: Black/Gold material: ?? something stretchy label: Tower size on tag: n/a (see measurements) condition: looking good/feeling great/raw hem +++++Measurements+++++ shoulder to shoulder: 14” shoulder to end of sleeve: 20" armpit to armpit: 13” waist: 11” hips: 14" top to bottom: 35” +++++++++++++++++++

ALL OVER PRINT RED DUNKAHOLIC BASKETBALL MASONIC NUMBER SHIRT - $37.00

Wed, 27 May 2009 17:19:29 -0400

This rare basketball shirt was produced by the Masonic Basketball League in celebration of their 1993 Dunkathon. This shirt features an "all over print" of a mystery man wearing a jersey with the most secret and sacred number in Masonic numerology, 33, dunking super hard. You should wear this shirt if you want to advance the cause of masonry worldwide while winning every basketball game along the way. color: red/black/whitish grey material: ? label: ? size on tag: ? (fits like mens med/large) condition: lookin good/ feelin great/quite worn +++++Measurements+++++ email for exact measurements +++++++++++++++++++

BUTTERFLY EFFECT CROPPED TOP SWIMMING AND SWEATING - $32.00

Tue, 01 Sep 2009 11:48:54 -0400

This speedo made cropped swim top is based on a visualization of the butterfly effect which I've been told a phrase that encapsulates the more technical notion of sensitive dependence on initial conditions in chaos theory, whatever that means. The only way to make one of these shirts is by going back in time and having a three way with both of your parents. color: black/orange/purple/blue/yellow material: n/a label: Speedo size on tag: n/a (see measurements) condition: lookin good/ good/ good +++++Measurements+++++ Top: shoulder to shoulder: 9” shoulder to end of sleeve: n/a armpit to armpit: 12.5-15” waist: 13-15” Top to bottom: 14" Bottoms: hips: 11-14" top to bottom: 9”

CREME CLASSY ALL BUSINESS PIN TUCK BUTTON UP BLOUSE SAKS 5th AVE. - $47.00

Thu, 22 Oct 2009 17:48:13 -0400

This classy button up shirt used to belong to the princess of Laos. She would spend her weekends boogie boarding which general tso eating prime rib from applebees and joting down notes about herself and friends. One day I almost ran into her while I was skim boarding and gave me this shirt as per her custom. color: creamy label: SAKS FIFTH AVENUE size on tag: 14 (see measurements) condition: lookin good/ good/ good +++++Measurements+++++ shoulder to shoulder: 15” shoulder to end of sleeve: 24" armpit to armpit: 20” waist: 19” hips: 19" top to bottom: 33” ++++++++++++++++++

WHITNEY HOUSTON SOFT BIG BLACK SHIRT TOUR '94 - $39.00

Tue, 04 Aug 2009 18:29:12 -0400

Whitney Elizabeth Houston was born on August 9, 1963, in Newark, New Jersey. She has two brothers, Michael and Gary. Her mother, Cissy (Emily) Houston, was a Rhythm and Blues singer. A little known fact about singer Whitney Houston is that her cousin is the legendary Dionne Warwick. This shirt is the embodiment of girl power infinitely more than any spice girls best of compilation. color: black/caramel material: 100 cotton label: Hanes size on tag: XL condition: lookin good/ feels great +++++Measurements+++++ email for exact measurements +++++++++++++++++++

THIN TENNIS GIRL EMBROIDERY SHIRT FROM THE 40'S ERA - $43.00

Wed, 26 Aug 2009 13:04:46 -0400

The world famous tennis player Roger Federer used make embroidered shirts with elderly people in sweden, this is one of those shirts. They are extremely rare and desired not only because they look super cute but because they have magical powers that makes it so you can control the thoughts and minds of animals and have them do your bidding. color: yellow/orange/white material: n/a label: n/a size on tag: n/a, fits like womens small condition: lookin good/ good/ good +++++Measurements+++++ email for exact measurements ++++++++++++++++++

VERY AMAZING TYE DYE SWIM SUIT JUST FOR FUN TIME - $46.00

Thu, 13 Aug 2009 17:41:30 -0400

Travel back in time in a hot tub while wearing this amazing vintage never used tye dye swim suit. I got a bad sunburn in Ibiza last spring and spent most of my trip trying to find a good aloe vera cooling gel. I walked into the local aloe bungalow but the proprietor didn't understand what I was saying and just sold me this swim suit. Yes it still has the hygienic strip. color: navy blue / white material: 85% nylon, 15% lycra label: carabella size on tag:7/8 (see measurements) condition: new w/ hygienic liner +++++Measurements+++++ shoulder to shoulder: 9” shoulder to end of sleeve: n/a armpit to armpit: 13” waist: 11” hips: n/a top to bottom: 25" ++++++++++++++++++

DALLAS COWBOYS LOONEY TOONS FASHION BALL SHIRT - $41.00

Sun, 16 Aug 2009 18:07:44 -0400

Back in the nineties, as a publicity stunt, warner brothers attempted to make an actual football team with all the cartoon characters from the looney toons. They didn't want to start a whole new team so they just took over the dallas cowboys in the off season. Since all the players were actual humans wearing looney toons costumes they would get all hot and sweaty which made them quit after the first two practices. color: black/green/blue/brown material: 100% cotton label: Novelteez size on tag: XL (see measurements) condition: lookin good/ good/ good +++++Measurements+++++ Email for exact measurements ++++++++++++++++++

TAN JUNGLED CATS LIONS TIGERS AND CHEETAHS SAFARI SHIRT - $41.00

Sun, 04 Oct 2009 20:53:39 -0400

I was on a jungle safari this past summer solstice and my tour guide ran away from the camp. After combing the jungle with the rest of my camp for hours we found his body maimed and bloody. I told everyone to look away while I took care of his body, but in fact I just stole this shirt off of his corpse and dumped his remains in some river in the amazon after saying a little prayer. color: tan material: n/a label: Hanes P.F.D size on tag: XL fits like a large condition: lookin good/ good/ good +++++Measurements+++++ email for exact measurements ++++++++++++++++++

BLACK AND WHITE GINGHAM BUTTON DOWN PICNIC CUTIE PIE DRESS - $44.00

Tue, 18 Aug 2009 10:36:57 -0400

Based on the law of averages, every girl will wear everydress in her closet at least one time. However, this dress would be a perfect compliment to wear with every and any article of clothing you have lying in your room, dirty or clean. Certain color stains only enhance the desirability of this dress so therefore If you find yourself wearing this dress on a picnic you have carte blanch as far as dripping ice cream and watermelon juice is concerned. color: black/white material: 53% acetate, 47% rayon label: Clues Collection size on tag: small (see measurements) condition: lookin good/ good/ good +++++Measurements+++++ shoulder to shoulder: 11” shoulder to end of sleeve: n/a armpit to armpit: 15” waist: 13” hips: 17" top to bottom: 31” ++++++++++++++++++

BLUE HAWAIIAN BUTTON UP PARTY GIRL/BOY LIFE STYLE BRAND - $41.00

Thu, 20 Aug 2009 08:19:20 -0400

"Life of the party" status has to be earned every night. Think of this shirt as a get rich quick scheme on the food chain pyramid that constitutes the general population of any given party. At the bottom of the pyramid is the slack-jawed bruisers, towards the middle you have the hot girls w/ no aspirations, and at the top is you doing whatever you want whenever you want it while wearing this fun shirt. color: blue/green/brown/black material: ? label: Menagerie size on tag: n/a, fits like a medium/small (see measurements) condition: lookin good/ good/ good +++++Measurements+++++ Email for exact measurements ++++++++++++++++++

JAMAICA NO PROBLEM RED AND YELLOW SUNSET DRESS - $26.00

Thu, 20 Aug 2009 08:16:53 -0400

If you haven't already noticed this dress is already achieved 'on sale' status, not for any other reason than that it is kind of a 'joke' dress as in make up a joke about how you purchased this dress and tell it to your friends. It's open to interpretation, it's beauty is not seen by all, this style is not widely acceptable, but has a subtle unique charm like the onion ring you find hidden in you're french fries. color: red/yellow/black material: n/a label: n/a size on tag: n/a (see measurements) condition: lookin good/ good/ good +++++Measurements+++++ shoulder to shoulder: 14” shoulder to end of sleeve: n/a armpit to armpit: 17” waist: 16.5” hips: 19.5" top to bottom: 33.5” ++++++++++++++++++

TROPICS OF FASHION SUPER SOFT ISLAND PRINT BUTTONS SHIRT - $46.00

Thu, 13 Aug 2009 17:32:46 -0400

Somewhere off the coast of new zeland there is a secret island where the annals of history are stored on the internet 2.0. I went on a geode hunting excursion w/ my parents and stumbled on the secret room where all of the computers that power the internet where buzzing. The security guard gave me this shirt and told me to never tell a soul about the mysteries I witnessed that hot afternoon. color: green/yellow/blue/black etc. material: ? label: California Crush size on tag: n/a fits like medium condition: lookin good/ feels great +++++Measurements+++++ email for exact measurements +++++++++++++++++++

INSANITY TRIANGLES ALL OVER WRAP IT UP SHIRT - $44.00

Tue, 04 Aug 2009 17:20:06 -0400

The triangles in the shirt represent the different moods that a starfish feels as he attempts to grow back a limb. I purchased this shirt from some hawaiian tide pool shop and thats what the crazy starfish lady told me. I don't really care if she was telling the truth, I just liked the shirt. color: black/white material: 100 Rayon label: Tattoo size on tag: 8 (see measurements) condition: lookin good/ good/ good +++++Measurements+++++ shoulder to shoulder: 20” shoulder to end of sleeve: 17" armpit to armpit: 16” waist: 15” hips: 14" top to bottom: 23” ++++++++++++++++++

VINTAGE BLACK AERO SMITH ROCK-U-MENTORY SHIRT GET A GRIP - $54.00

Fri, 10 Jul 2009 15:35:15 -0400

This is a the rarest aerosmith tee there is because every one in the band isn't actually in the photo appearing on the shirt. Instead we see their understudies, a B team of musicians that includes two members of metalica (center), Alcia Siverstone (far right), Liv Tyler (far left) and Exhibit (front and center). I know this because Steven Tyler Himself told so at a the good Cheesecake factory bar on San Vasente. color: black/aerosmith band material: ?>? label: Giant size on tag: ? (fits like men's med/large) condition: lookin good/ feels great +++++Measurements+++++ email for exact measurements +++++++++++++++++++

DEEP RED CHINESE MANUFACTURED COBRASNAKE CHARLIE BROWN SHIRT - $37.00

Thu, 30 Jul 2009 20:23:03 -0400

This custom silkscreened cobrasnake shirt was hand printed by a homeless man who spent and hour trying to convince me that he was chairman Mao. I told him that I would believe him if he would help me print some shirts. He agreed and I now have to bow down to him whenever I see him washing windows by the freeway off ramp. color: RED/BLACK material: ?/? label: Something in chinese size on tag: ? (fits like men's small/med) condition: lookin good/ feels great +++++Measurements+++++ email for exact measurements +++++++++++++++++++

BLACK TENNIS GIRL SKIRT GOOD FOR JUMPERS - $36.00

Thu, 30 Jul 2009 19:53:18 -0400

This black mini skirt was dyed black with an ancient chinese ink that changes colors every 50 years. If you buy this skirt in the year 2009 there is a chance that you could have a completely different skirt by the year 2059. You are buying one skirt but you are actually investing in two skirts, which is priceless. color: /black\ material: 65%poly 35% cotton label: ellese size on tag: 44 (see measurements) condition: new w/ tag +++++Measurements+++++ waist: 13.5” hips: 17" top to bottom: 15” +++++++++++++++

MICKEY MOUSE GARDENING ENTHUSIAST BUTTONING SHIRT - $33.00

Fri, 19 Jun 2009 22:20:42 -0400

This "gardening" vest shows pictures of Mickey and Minnie tending to their crop of rare "heroin" poppies that they cultivate under a black tarp on their 500 acre compound in the "badlands" of Oregon. You can have a "green thumb" too when you buy this sophisticated but extra cute vest and get to work planting your own black market cash crops. color: white/green thumb material: 100 cotton label: mickey ltd. size on tag: small (fits like men's small/med) condition: lookin good/good all around +++++Measurements+++++ email for exact measurements +++++++++++++++++++

TAN MESH NET SAFARI ROMPER 4 EXPLORING YOUR BACKYARD - $67.00

Mon, 27 Jul 2009 17:44:50 -0400

I got this sexy safari romper when I went on a "sexual safari" with all these rich Japanese businessmen where all of our "great white hunter"-style guides were blonde bombshells wearing sexy safari gear. Most of the businessmen had "boner attacks" right after we got there and couldn't really leave camp so I went out alone with all the girls and we shot rhinos and lions and monkeys and made out with each other. color: brown/green material: 100 Cotton label: Sears size on tag: Small (see measurements) condition: lookin good/ good/ good +++++Measurements+++++ shoulder to shoulder: 15” shoulder to end of sleeve: 10" armpit to armpit: 17” waist: 10” hips: 13" top to bottom: 30” ++++++++++++++++++

VERY CLASSY PEARL BUTTON FLOWER DRESS 4 SEXY MOMENTS - $56.00

Mon, 27 Jul 2009 17:28:53 -0400

This pale purple floral dress is from fabulous 80s dressmaker "All That Jazz" and is perfect for wearing while you drive a white lamborghini convertable down PCH at sunset while talking on a giant "car phone" the size of a suitcase to your agent about starring in a TV series about a sexy vampire lawyer. Short hemline for turning all the boy's heads. color: white/lavendar/teal label: all that jazz size on tag: ?? (see measurements) condition: lookin good/ good/ good +++++Measurements+++++ shoulder to shoulder: 16” shoulder to end of sleeve: 10" armpit to armpit: 17” waist: 13” hips: 15" top to bottom: 33” ++++++++++++++++++

BIG ASS SUNFLOWER ON YOUR SHIRT 4 FLOWER POWERZ - $48.00

Wed, 22 Jul 2009 17:59:23 -0400

This shirt has a picture of nature’s biggest and stupidest looking flower, the sunflower. You should wear this shirt if you like to eat sunflower seeds while you play softball and shield the sun from your eyes with your hand while you scream at your little cousin to “hustle” faster around the bases. Black background creates a gloomy melancholy behind the glowing sun of the flower for “contrast.” color: black w/ a big yellow sunflower material: 100cotton label: Galaxy size on tag: L (fits like men's large) condition: lookin good/ feels great +++++Measurements+++++ email for exact measurements +++++++++++++++++++

MICKEY AVALON TOUR SHIRT X LOWER HARLEY DAVIDSON - $35.00

Tue, 17 Mar 2009 02:35:04 -0400

really super limited tour shirt made special for new zealand. dont miss this historical bootleg shirt.

OBSCURE CROCHETED PAND BEAR CROPPED KNIT TANK TOP - $22.00

Tue, 08 Sep 2009 18:02:08 -0400

This shirt is the high end fashion version of a hammock I have in my backyard. I like to take naps in my hammock on long summer days. You too can stay in my hammock if you camouflage yourself so that i cannot see you while you drink long island iced teas and make swooping bird noises to scare my gardeners. color: black/blue/white/red material: n/a label: Lovers House size on tag: n/a, fits like a small condition: lookin good/ good/ good +++++Measurements+++++ email for exact measurements ++++++++++++++++++

BLACK HIGH END CRUNCHY TOP WITH NO SLEEVES - $22.00

Mon, 01 Jun 2009 15:29:35 -0400

A prototype for the texture of this top was achieved by heating a force-flex hefty bag in a dutch oven for seven tenths of a minute. This resulting in a crunchy, soft material that conforms to the uniqueness of a womanly body while allowing for optimum breathability and comfort. Please note: This top also doubles as a topographical map of the inside of Satan's womb. color: black/no going back  material: n/a  label: ?/  size on tag: N/A  fits like a small/medium girls condition: lookin good/ ready to wear\ +++++Measurements+++++ shoulder to shoulder: 12”  shoulder to end of sleeve: n/a   armpit to armpit: 14”   waist: 14”   hips: 14"  top to bottom: 22” +++++++++++++++++++

TAZ BUSTING THROUGH HARLEY DAVIDSON BRICK WALL SHIRT - $22.00

Sun, 07 Jun 2009 16:33:33 -0400

This black shirt shows Taz breaking through a brick wall with the Harley Davidson logo on it to try be first in line for Lakers tickets. Then again he might just have gone mad from face tumors like the rest of his doomed tribe and is furiously breaking through walls with his face to stop the pain and cure the curse. color: black material: 100% cotton  label: Harley Davidson size on tag: x-large (fits like men's large) condition: nice/good +++++Measurements+++++ email for exact measurements +++++++++++++++++++

EXCALIBUR FIGHTING KNIGHTS ENGULFED IN FLAMES SHIRT - $22.00

Mon, 08 Jun 2009 21:14:33 -0400

This shirt shows a picture of the Knights of Vegas having a fight to see who wins the hand of the fair Lady Cheetah, the hottest go-go dancing princess on the strip. Behind them is the Castle of Money surrounded with the burning midnight sun of Greed and Lust. You should wear this shirt if you love gambling, fighting with swords, and enforcing traditional gender roles with brutal violence. color: black/knights material: ?  label: ? size on tag: ? (fits like men's large) condition: good/small red paint stain on the bottom front looks fine though +++++Measurements+++++ email for exact measurements +++++++++++++++++++

BRIGHTEST FLOWERFULL COLORS UNIQUE SKIRT HIGH WAIST - $22.00

Fri, 10 Jul 2009 15:38:37 -0400

This "ultra-high-waisted" floral printed tube skirt will turn your torso and fanny into a symphony of bright, manet-inspired flowers swirling around your nether-regions like a thousand doves flying out from the jacket sleeves of a thousand magicians. If this skirt doesn't make you ten-times better at dancing you're probably hopeless as far as dancing goes. color: multitudes material: label: contempo cas size on tag: n/a see measurements condition: lookin good/ good/ good +++++Measurements+++++ waist: 13-15” hips: 14-16" top to bottom: 19” +++++++++++++++++++

CHESS BOARD OF BLACK AND WHITE SQUARES MINI VEST - $22.00

Fri, 10 Jul 2009 15:27:48 -0400

This small classy vest was worn by the number one champion "table tennis" (ping pong) player in North America, Gerald "Two Paddle" Geddy, when he won the championship in Miami, Ohio in 1988. Geddy was known as "Two Paddle" because he was capable of playing two games at once with one paddle in each hand. His competition uniform consisted of this vest, a sash featuring the name of his sponsor (at the time of the championship it was Dicky Bub Hardware), a tiny black bowler hat, black dress slacks, and a giant black mustache. color: black/white material: 60rayon/40acetate  label: Taylor, Anne size on tag: M condition: looks good/feels good +++++Measurements+++++ shoulder to shoulder: 11”  shoulder to end of sleeve: n/a  armpit to armpit: 14.5”   waist: 14"   hips: 14"  top to bottom: 19.5” +++++++++++++++++++

GREY AND BLACK WITH GRAPHICAL TEXTURE OUTLINE SHIRT - $22.00

Thu, 04 Jun 2009 16:18:41 -0400

The print of this shirt is an expose of the tri-tiered echelon that encompasses space time. Your visual comprehension of this image is the space in which the frame work of all reality comes to exist within the now-fertilized egg of your mind. It is great to rock while you ponder the feasibility of post-post-modern "existence." color: black/grey/ material:  label: size on tag: condition: +++++Measurements+++++ email for exact measurements +++++++++++++++++++

ENGLISH TAZ EATING YOUR HEART OUT LOONEY SHIRT - $22.00

Wed, 22 Jul 2009 17:46:46 -0400

This shirt has a nice big image of “Taz” The Tazmanian devil showing his British Pride and breaking through your chest like one of those fetus aliens from the movie Alien. You can celebrate the mystery, paradox and horror of giving birth to a furry, nationalist beast through your chest cavity whenever you wear this shirt. color: heather grey / taz/ blue/ red / white material: 100cotton label: Nutmeg mils size on tag: L (fits like men's large) condition: lookin good/nice and soft +++++Measurements+++++ email for exact measurements +++++++++++++++++++

NICE FITTING CAVEWOMAN BLACK WRAP DRESS - $43.00

Mon, 13 Apr 2009 14:55:27 -0400

This beachtime fun "cavewoman" dress features exclusive fabric tassles and a good vibe. Be careful because if you're too cute in this dress a "caveman" might bash you with his club and drag you behind a bolder. Make sure he takes you out for brontosaurous ribs first. color: Black material: ??? label: Alyn Paige size on tag: 7-8 (fits like ladies small) condition: looking good/feeling great +++++Measurements+++++ shoulder to shoulder: 11” shoulder to end of sleeve: n/a armpit to armpit: 13" waist: open hips: open top to bottom: 33” +++++++++++++++++++

TRIPLE STRAP BLACK POLKA DOT DRESS 4 BABES - $23.00

Wed, 25 Mar 2009 21:57:37 -0400

This black with white polka dots "little ladies" dress is perfect for wearing to a debutante ball in an open field surrounded by beautiful young southern boys and girls who are on the cusp of manhood and womanhood respectively. You can dance the night away under the milky starlight in this triple-strapped dress with classically proportioned polka dots. color: Black/white material: ? label: ? size on tag: ? condition: looking good/feeling great/raw hem +++++Measurements+++++ shoulder to shoulder: 13” shoulder to end of sleeve: n/a armpit to armpit: 18” waist: 12.5” hips: open top to bottom: 32” +++++++++++++++++++